95+ Best Father's Day Funny, Heartfelt, Wishes and Quotes

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Introduction

Father’s Day is a special occasion to celebrate and honor the love, sacrifices, and guidance of a father. Whether through heartfelt words, thoughtful gestures, or memorable moments, Father’s Day is the perfect opportunity to show appreciation for all they do. If you are struggling with Father’s Day wishes you are on the perfect site. In this article, we provide 95+ best Father’s Day wishes. So read the wishes and pick your favorite wishes.

Special Father’s Day Wishes

Thank you for all the ways you go above and beyond every day for our family.
You make this family fun. We love you, Dad!
I am so grateful to have a dad who is as wonderful as you. Thank you for everything. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you give Superman a run for his money.
There’s no better role model than you, Dad.
The older I get, the more I realize how important it is to have a dad like you.
Fathers and kids may not always see eye to eye, but they always see heart to heart.
No matter how old someone gets, they never stop needing their father (especially if they have a dad like you).
Every year, I learn to appreciate more the values you passed on to me.
I would not be who I am today without you. Thank you, Dad!
You bring so much joy into our lives. I hope today, we can return some.
Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever.
Near or far, I’m always so thankful for the great dad you are. Happy Father’s Day!
Who needs superheroes when the world has a dad like you? Happy Father’s Day, Dad.
Dad, even when you aren’t by my side, I still feel your presence. Happy Father’s Day!
With a dad like you, every day is Father’s Day.
Happy Father’s Day to my role model and best friend. Thank you for being an amazing father and inspiration to us all.
Happy Father’s Day to the man who taught me how to ride a bike, tie my shoes, and chase my dreams.
You’re my one and only dad, and you’ll always have a special place in my heart.
Wishing you a Father’s Day that’s as wonderful as you.
Out of all the Dads in the world, I’m so glad that you’re mine!
Happy Father’s Day to the best dad I’ve ever had.
You inspire me every day – Happy Father’s Day!
As time goes on, our relationship only gets stronger and stronger. Thanks for being an amazing example. Love you, Dad!
Superman’s got nothin’ on you, Dad. Thanks for always saving the day.
Dad, your love is the fuel that powers my dreams. Thank you for always believing in me.
Nothing makes me happier than the time we spend together. Love you, Dad.
Who knew that I would now be the one saying, “I’m proud?”
Dad, everything you’ve done for me has not gone unnoticed. Thank you today, and every other day.
Listen: words can’t describe what you mean to me, so I won’t even try. I’ll just keep it at “I love you.”
Happy Father’s Day to my biggest inspiration. Couldn’t have done life without you by my side

Funny Father’s Day Wishes

Dad, I love how we don’t even have to say out loud that I’m your favorite.
The most important life lesson I’ve learned is that when all else fails, call Dad.
The man, the myth, the legend. Happy Father’s Day, Dad!
It turns out you were right about everything, Dad. Happy Father’s Day!
I love you, Dad—even if I never accept your friend request.
I smile because you are my father, I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it!
Today is all about you, Dad! Enjoy, because tomorrow it’s back to the rest of us.
Happy Father’s Day from your favorite pain in the butt.
Happy Father’s Day! You did great — I turned out perfect.
Gouda. Mozzarella. Brie. Sorry this card is so cheesy, but I love you, Dad!
Dad, you may not know everything, but you sure had me fooled for a while.
I wouldn’t trade you for anything, Dad. I mean, nobody’s offered me anything, but I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t!
Happy Father’s Day from your favorite child.
Congrats, Dad! I turned out great!
You’re a man of few words, but many, many naps.
Happy Father’s Day to the man who struck terror into all my suitors and still treats me like royalty.
Happy Farter’s Day—I mean, Father’s Day!
To the man who always claimed he knew everything: Thanks for teaching us that Google is our best friend. Happy Father’s Day!
Happy Father’s Day to the dad who believes a balanced diet means a beer in each hand.
Dad, thanks for being the official family photographer… even if half of your photos are blurry selfies. Happy Father’s Day!
Quarters behind my ear to the levitating finger, I’m still trying to figure out how you do your “dad magic.” Happy Father’s Day to the wizard who raised me!
You’re the king of dad jokes and my all-time favorite comedian. Except maybe for George Lopez.
Happy Father’s Day to the big guy who taught me everything… Ok, maybe just how to make a fire and get lost in the woods.
If there was an award for the best dad jokes, you’d have a trophy case overflowing with Gold medals (and maybe a few bronze ones too). Happy Father’s Day!
Dear Dad, Thank you for always saying yes when mom said no.
Happy Father’s Day to one of my favorite parents.
Dear Dad, Thanks for not leaving me somewhere in a bucket
Now that I’m an adult, I can say that you were right about everything.
I love you, Dad—even if I never accept your follow request.
Thanks for always saying yes when Mom said no to me.
Happy Father’s Day to the man who’s mastered the art of selective hearing. Love you, Dad!
Let’s be honest—you wouldn’t have this special day if it wasn’t for me! Happy Father’s Day!
I couldn’t be more grilled to have you as a father.
Happy Father’s Day from your favorite pain in the butt.
I can finally admit it: I’m so awesome because of you. Happy Father’s Day.
Happy Father’s Day to the man, the myth, the legend… my dad!
From the coffee mugs, macaroni art, and foraged stuff from the yard, thanks for pretending you liked all the crazy gifts I made you as a kid. Happy Father’s Day!
How’s your schedule looking? Yard work, washing the cars, and cleaning the bathroom? Here’s to a day filled with doing absolutely nothing for you. Happy Father’s Day!
It couldn’t have been easy dealing with us feral children when we were growing up. Enjoy today, Dad, you’ve earned it after surviving us!

Father’s Day Quotes

“Dad: A son’s first hero, a daughter’s first love.” —Unknown
“The power of a dad in a child’s life is unmatched.” —Justin Ricklefs
“It is a wise father that knows his child.” —William Shakespeare
“One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.” —George Herbert
“A girl’s first true love is her father.” —Marisol Santiago
“A father’s smile has been known to light up a child’s entire day.” —Susan Gale
“A father doesn’t tell you that he loves you. He shows you.” —Dimitri the Stoneheart
“Fathers just have a way of putting everything together.” —Erika Cosby
“Behind every great daughter is a truly amazing father.” —Unknown
“Having children is like living in a frat house. Nobody sleeps, everything’s broken and there’s a lot of throwing up.” —Ray Romano
“The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.” —Tim Russert
“Happy Father’s Day, Dad! I wouldn’t trade you for anything. Of course, nobody’s offered me anything.” —Melanie White
“Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.” —Jon Stewart
“My daughter got me a ‘World’s Best Dad’ mug. So we know she’s sarcastic.” —Bob Odenkirk
“To her, the name of father was another name for love.” —Fanny Fern
“The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.” —Tim Russert
“No music is so pleasant to my ears as that word―father.” —Lydia Maria Child
“A father carries pictures where his money used to be.” —Steve Martin
“When my father didn’t have my hand, he had my back.” —Linda Poindexter
“A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow.” —Unknown
“The greatest mark of a father is how he treats his children when no one is looking.” —Dan Pearce
“Fathers, be good to your daughters. You are the god and the weight of her world.” —John Mayer
“When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, Daddy, will you take me to the zoo? He answered, if the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.” —Jerry Lewis
“By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.” —Charles Wadsworth
“I’ve been to war. I’ve raised twins. If I had a choice, I’d rather go to war.” —George W. Bush
“Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers and singers of song.” —Unknown
“A dad is someone who wants to catch you when you fall. Instead,d he picks you up, brushes you of,f and lets you try again.” —Unknown
“I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father’s protection.” —Sigmund Freud
“No one in this world can love a girl more than her father.” —Michael Ratnadeepak
“It doesn’t matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was.” —Anne Sexton
“My father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future.” —Liza Minnelli
“Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn’t teach me everything he knows.” —Al Unser
“A good father is one whose only reason for putting down a laughing baby is to pick up a crying one.” —Linda Poindexter
“A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.” —Gabriel Garcia Marquez
“No man I ever met was my father’s equal, and I never loved any other man as much.” —Hedy Lamarr
“My father didn’t do anything unusual. He only did what dads are supposed to do—be there.” —Max Lucado
“Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever.” —Unknown
“[My father] has always provided me a safe place to land and a hard place from which to launch.” —Chelsea Clinton
“She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father.” —Harper Lee
“A father is neither an anchor to hold us back, nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way.” —Unknown
“A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. In the hour of need, when all else fails, we remember him upon whose knees we sat when children, and who soothed our sorrows; and even though he may be unable to assist us, his mere presence serves to comfort and strengthen us.” —Émile Gaboriau
“When you need real understanding, when you need someone to care, when you need someone to guide you … A father’s always there.” —Thomas J. Langley
“What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity.” —Jean-Paul

Funny Father’s Day Jokes

Why is a dad like a mushroom? Because he’s a fungus!
How do you organize a Father’s Day party in space? Yo are a planet.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
Hey, Dad, what’s brown and sticky? A stick!
What do you call a dad with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
To be Frank, you’d have to change your name. I guess you’ll just have to be Dad.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”

Father’s Day Wishes From Daughter

I’ll always be your little girl even when I’m old and grey.
No matter how many years go by, Dad, I’ll always be that same little girl who loves you with all her heart. Happy Father’s Day!
Happy Father’s Day! I may be taller than you now, but I still look up to you.
I’m so proud to be your daughter.
Thank you for being the most incredible Dad in the world. I feel so happy to be your daughter.
Happy Father’s Day from the World’s Luckiest Daughter.
I would be lost without your guidance and grace.
Behind every great daughter is a truly amazing dad.
A father holds his daughter’s hand for a short while, but he holds her heart forever.
A daughter may outgrow your lap, but she’ll never outgrow your heart.
No matter how far away I roam, I’m your daughter and with you, I’m home.
A daughter needs her dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. In my case, it’s a pretty high standard.
I am a princess not because I have a prince, but because my father is a king.
When I was little, you lifted me on your shoulders. Now that I’m grown, you lift me with your love. Happy Father’s Day.
Dad, I know you’ve loved me as long as I’ve lived, but I’ve loved you my whole life.
Thank you for helping us grow!
We’re so lucky to have you as a father.
Happy Father’s Day, Dad! You’ve always been the best dad a girl could ask for.”
I’ll always be your little girl no matter how old I get. Love you, Dad!
For every time you held my hand, I’ll hold you in my heart. Happy Father’s Day!
Your love shaped me into the woman I am today. Happy Father’s Day, Dad.
Thank you for showing me what a great dad looks like. Happy Father’s Day!
I’m so proud to be your daughter. Happy Father’s Day, Daddy.
Sending lots of love to the dad who did his best to keep me out of trouble… from the daughter who sure did have a knack for finding it!
A dad is someone you never outgrow your need for.
Happy Father’s Day, from you little girl.
Happy Father’s Day, Dad! You are my first hero, my biggest supporter, and my forever best friend. Thank you for always believing in me and guiding me with love. I’m so blessed to be your daughter!
Happy Father’s Day, Dad! I’m so lucky to have a dad like you strong, kind, and full of love. Love you always!
Happy Father’s Day to the best dad ever! Thanks for all the dad jokes, life lessons, and for always being there even when I ‘borrow’ your stuff! Love you!

Father’s Day Wishes From Son

Thank you for giving me a model of what a man should be.
Happy Father’s Day from your favorite son.
I’m blessed to have both a father and a friend in you.
A good father doesn’t tell you he loves you—he shows you. Thank you for showing me every day.
Dad, you’ve always been my hero.
I’m so lucky to have your love and guidance in my life.
A father’s love will always be imprinted on the heart of a son.
You’ve shown me strength isn’t all about muscles.
I hope one day to be half the man you are.
No matter how tall I grow, I still look up to you.
Happy Father’s Day, Dad! You’ve always been my role model, my guide, and my biggest supporter. Thank you for shaping me into the man I am today. I’m proud to be your son!
From sports to camping, Happy Father’s Day to the man who taught me everything I know.
Here’s to another year of oil changes, woodworking projects, and hard work. Happy Father’s Day to the best handyman in the world—my dad!
Dad, your strength and honesty are the greatest gifts, and I carry them with me every day. Happy Father’s Day!
Thanks for every lesson you’ve ever taught me, Dad (and a few I had to learn the hard way). Happy Father’s Day.
I’m so proud to call you my role model and my friend. Happy Father’s Day!
Happy Father’s Day, Dad! Thanks for teaching me all the important things in life—like how to grill, how to fix things, and, most importantly, how to tell great dad jokes! Love you!
Dad, your wisdom, strength, and kindness inspire me every day. I hope to be even half the man you are. Wishing you a fantastic Father’s Day—you deserve it!”
From your little boy to your proud son, thanks for being such an incredible Dad over the years!
You’ve always shown me how to be a real man, whatever that means. Happy Father’s Day.
Dad, with you by my side, I’m never alone. You’ve always got my back. Happy Father’s Day!
While I didn’t know it at the time, your advice was always spot-on and timely. Happy Father’s Day, Dad.
Thank you for helping me be the man I am now.
I’m so grateful to have you as my role model.
I hope I’m half the father you have been to me.
Now I know what all of those life lessons were for!

Father’s Day Wishes For Stepdad

A child cannot have too many people who love them and want to help them succeed. Thank you for being there for me.
“He never treated me like I was a package deal. I wasn’t a burden in his eyes, I was a bonus.” —Ashley Stock
“The difference between a ‘man’ and a ‘father’ is that the former shares his genes, but the latter gives his life.” ―Craig D. Lounsbrough
You’re more than just a husband to my mom. You’ve been a father to me, and I’m so grateful to have you in my life.
A stepfather means so many things… an understanding heart, a source of strength and of support, right from the very start.
A stepparent is so much more than just a parent: They made the choice to love when they didn’t have to.
“It’s not flesh and blood but the heart that makes us father and son.” —Johann Schiller
We aren’t just steps, we aren’t just half, we’re family.
My stepdad may not have given me life, but he sure has made my life better.
Family not by birth but by good fortune, I’m so lucky to have you in my life.

Emotional Father’s Day Wishes

Thank you for everything you’ve taught me and for always being there when I need you.
You are the most incredible man and the world’s greatest father to our children.
A dad is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow.
Life doesn’t come with a manual—it comes with a father.
Dads hold our hands for a little while and hold our hearts forever.
I know you’ve loved me as long as I’ve lived, but I’ve loved you my whole life.
A father is someone you look up to, no matter how tall you grow.
I’m so lucky to have a role model like you in my life.
Today and every day, thank you for being my dad.
Thank you for being the glue that holds our family together.
Today and every day, I appreciate everything you do for our family.
I’m so proud to call you my father.
Who needs superheroes when the world has dads like you?
Anyone can be a father, but it takes a special man to be a dad.
I love you to the moon and back.
No matter how old I get, I’ll never stop needing my dad.
I need more than one day to celebrate just how special you are.
I should tell you this more often, but I love you. Enjoy your special day!
How can I ever thank you for everything you’ve done for me?
Thank you for making me the person I am today.
Dad, I don’t say it often enough: I love you.
I know we’ve had our differences, but I’m so grateful for our relationship.
To my dad, my hero, my friend.
Happy Father’s Day to my favorite guy.

95+ Best Father’s Day Funny, Heartfelt, Wishes and Quotes